The Organic Toothpaste

We used to travel a lot for work - primarily to the US.  While travelling one time, Tony forgot to bring toothpaste.  Rather than calling the hotel front desk, Tony finds some local shop that sells toothpaste...except they only have organic paste....for $10+ a tube!  Tony buys said 'sand/jello mix in a tube", uses it and tries to expense it when he returns.  Claim - denied.  The tube, now legendary, still sits in a drawer in the work kitchen having now become the "communal toothpaste".  I don't think anyone else has yet used it though!